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Fall 2025

Unlock The Secrets To Orgasmic Bliss

Hi Friends!

I'm so happy that you've made your way to me!

In April of this year, I am hosting a three-month program called Orgasmic Woman: Unlocking The Secrets To Orgasmic Bliss. 

Where, I'll teach you how to have:

🌸 Clitoral
🥜 G-Spot
🔮 Cervical
✨ And, Energetic Orgasms
+ Better and longer lasting Orgasms that leave you feeling satisfied! 💦

 

Orgasmic Woman is more than a focus on genital stimulation or satisfaction. It's more than a destination to get to. It's a way of being. 

 

Being an Orgasmic Woman is a lifestyle. 

 

The Orgasmic Woman: 

🌈 Is on a personal development journey, one that includes understanding, healing, and enhancing her sexuality

🌈 Knows that her pleasure, joy, and self-care matters

🌈 Takes baths in the middle of the day because she wants to

🌈 Buys herself flowers just because

🌈 Asks for a unicorn-themed birthday party because it is her desire, then beautifully receives it from her community

🌈 Takes care of her body by eating healthy, prioritizing rest, and daily movement. But also allows herself to indulge  

🌈 Knows her childhood wounds and triggers and takes responsibility for them

🌈 Is learning how to receive from men 

🌈 Wears face glitter on a random Tuesday because... why not!?

🌈 Knows that Orgasms are in the up and the down, in the messy and the chaotic, and in EVERYTHING AND EVERYWHERE!

 
 

 Hi! I am Carli Jo, and I am an ORGASMIC QUEEN!!! 

 

Just eight years ago, I struggled to stay present. During intimacy, my mind raced: Am I doing this right? Is this even pleasure?
Sometimes I felt nothing. Other times, touch was painful, like shards of glass.

I had chronic UTIs, yeast infections, and orgasms that felt like sneeze-gasms AH-CHOO: quick, effortful, and ultimately unsatisfying. It felt like spending $50 on tapas and yet still starving.

Sex left me feeling more frustrated than fulfilled.

I could’ve accepted that this was just how things were, but something in me said no. I was already on a self-growth path, reading the books and taking the courses. But my sexuality? It felt like the one room in the house with no windows.

I didn’t want to live in the dark....I wanted light.

So I devoted myself to the path of sexual awakening. With the help of mentors, tools, and devoted practice, I learned how to feel again. I taught myself how to experience not just more orgasms...but deeper, longer, more nourishing ones.

Now, every orgasm I’ve created with myself, I bring into my partnership. What once felt impossible...full-body, mind-blowing pleasure, is now my reality.

If you’re feeling blocked, disconnected, or numb—I see you.

You can learn this. You can feel this. You can have this.

 

Orgasmic Woman is perfect for you if…

 

→ You are a woman ready to expand your sexual awakening journey... because you crave a deeper connection to yourself, your body, and pleasure

→ You've been on the personal development and spiritual enlightenment path, giving you a taste for growth, and now you're hungry to explore your sexuality. 

→ You struggle to enjoy sex, stay present and orgasm feels complicated, hard, or impossible to reach. Or you're ready to expand your pleasure palette by learning more!

→ You want to be given the Cheese Factory menu for having different types of pleasure and orgasms

→ You’re ready to make pleasure an even greater priority in your life (yay!) … and you want a trustworthy guide who has not only walked this path herself but has guided hundreds of women towards sexual freedom

→ You’re curious about Carli Jo and her work/offers and want a fun way to experience her

→ You want to achieve better and longer lasting clitoral orgasms. Learn how to have G-spot, Cervical, Energetic and Full-body orgasms!

If you’ve said YES to ANY of these, then Orgasmic Woman is FOR YOU!

Let's Do This! 🔮

Orgasmic Woman Is The Sexual Awakening You've Been Craving...

Over the course of 3 months you’ll…

✨ Become your best lover: Leaving you feeling grounded, supported and deeper in love with yourself

🍷 Know your body so well you'll be a sommelier, but instead of describing notes in wines, you'll be able to describe the micro-sensations in your body

👯‍♂️ Gain a sisterhood tribe of like-minded women who back you, love you and support you. 

...Sometimes we just need to fall apart. When you're feeling hopeless, frustrated or like nothing is going to work out, we need our community to catch us, let us lean on and remind us of our mission.

 

The 12 Modules are...

 

😻 Make your pussy purrr: The 7 Highly Sensational Ways to Stroke Your Vulva

🍯 Anatomy Of Arousal: Understanding your roadmap to pleasure

❤️‍🩹 Pleasure That Heals: Bust through limiting beliefs about your body and sexuality. Heal sexual shame, guilt, disconnection, old traumas, and conditioning

😱 The Three Orgasmic Ingredients: Have better, longer lasting, and full body orgasms!📍Geographical Orgasmic Exploration: Relish and indulge in each erogenous zone of your body, including G-spots and Cervical Orgasms!💦 Orgasm as Nourishment: Learn to feed and nourish yourself using the medicinal power of pleasure🔥 G-Spot Activation: Locate, de-armor (an ancient practice of removing unwanted energy/trauma from your vaginal canal) and ACTIVATE your G-SPOT! 

🧲 Energetic Orgasms: Enter profound states of bliss, spiritual awakening, and altered states of consciousness...Develop a heightened sense of energy flow throughout the body.🧘‍♀️ Sex Yoga and Energy Orgasms: Reclaim of sensual and ancient yogic tradition! You will use your pleasure and turn-on to activate your Energetic body.💟 Holistic Sex Practice: Become more embodied and in touch with your sensations, pleasure, and relaxation through breathing, focusing, sound, and movement.  🔑 Unlock Orgasmic Magic: Use your pleasure to manifest your greatest desires

🔮 Tap into THE divine portal of creation and magic with cervical orgasms

Learn to have G-Spot, Cervical, Energetic, and Full Body Orgasms in Orgasmic Woman!

  

Orgasmic Woman is perfect for you if…

 

→ You are a woman ready to expand your sexual awakening journey... because you crave a deeper connection to yourself, your body, and pleasure

→ You've been on the personal development and spiritual enlightenment path, giving you a taste for growth, and now you're hungry to explore your sexuality. 

→ You struggle to enjoy sex, stay present, and orgasm feels complicated, hard, or impossible to reach. Or you're ready to expand your pleasure palette by learning more!

→ You want to be given the Cheese Factory menu for having different types of pleasure and orgasms

→ You’re ready to make pleasure an even greater priority in your life (yay!) …

    and you want a trustworthy guide who has not only walked this path herself but has guided hundreds of women towards sexual 

→ You’re curious about Carli Jo and her work/offers and want a fun way to experience her

→ You want to achieve better and longer-lasting clitoral orgasms. Learn how to have G-spot, Cervical, Energetic, and Full-body orgasms!

 

If you’ve said YES to ANY of these, then Orgasmic Woman is FOR YOU!

  

 The Logistics... 

 

Orgasmic Woman 
April 15th - July 8th 
Mondays & Thursdays

Each week you’ll receive:

→ A 2-hour group "Pleasure Ritual" embodiment call, where you'll learn and be guided through new tools and techniques for deepening your relationship with your body and pleasure, accessing greater pleasure, and discovering the 🌈 of orgasms!

→ A 60-minute group, “Pleasure Hive 🐝 ,” a mini hot-seat group coaching call on Zoom where you can receive somatic coaching to break through your roadblocks to pleasure and bring your questions!

→ A private Whatsapp group for continued connection, support, and celebrations! 👯‍♀️

Investment:
Orgasmic Woman is $4500 paid in full
(3, 6, and 12-month payment plans available as well as scholarships)

To apply for Orgasmic Woman, complete this questionnaire and schedule a FREE (normally $250) Orgasmic Woman Discovery Call Now!

Yes Please 💦

Orgasmic Woman Is The Sexual Awakening You've Been Craving

 

Over the course of 4 months, you’ll…

✨ Become your best lover: Leaving you feeling grounded, supported, and deeper in love with yourself

🍷 Know your body so well you'll be a sommelier, but instead of describing notes in wines, you'll be able to describe the micro-sensations in your body

👯‍♂️ Gain a sisterhood tribe of like-minded women who back you, love you and support you. 

...Sometimes, we just need to fall apart. When you're feeling hopeless, frustrated, or like nothing will work out, we need our community to catch us, let us lean on, and remind us of our mission.

 

🩷 Month 1: Coming Home to Pleasure

Reclaim your body. Reconnect to your power.
Begin your orgasmic awakening by building safety, trust, and presence within your body. You’ll explore the anatomy of arousal, awaken your vulva’s voice, and start to dissolve shame, trauma, and old conditioning that have kept your pleasure hidden. This is the foundation for everything to come.


🔥 Month 2: Awaken the Erotic Body

Turn on your senses. Expand your pleasure.
Explore the full landscape of your body’s turn-on. From erogenous zones to the energetic blueprint of your arousal, you’ll learn how to access more sensation, more pleasure, and more confidence. This is the month where you deepen your touch, explore new territory, and start to feel lit up from the inside out.

 

🌀 Month 3: Activate the Orgasmic Feminine

Unlock deeper orgasms and sacred energy.
Here, you enter the temple of your orgasmic potential. Activate G-spot, cervical, and energetic orgasms while learning how to dearmor and clear blocks in your body. This is where the magic begins—where your sexual energy becomes a sacred, alive current you can move through your entire being.

✨ Month 4: Sacred Embodiment & Manifestation

Pleasure becomes your portal to power.
In our final month, you’ll integrate everything you’ve opened. You’ll turn your pleasure into practice, ritual, and creation. Learn to use orgasmic energy to manifest, connect with your inner divine, and become the radiant, fully expressed woman you came here to be.

Learn to have G-Spot, Cervical, Energetic, and Full Body Orgasms in Orgasmic Woman!

"Like any skill, sexuality must be taught, explored, and learned"

The Logistics... 

 

Orgasmic Woman 
Fall 2025

Each month you’ll receive:

→ (3) 2-hour group "Pleasure Ritual" embodiment call, where you'll learn and be guided through new tools and techniques for deepening your relationship with your body and pleasure, accessing greater pleasure, and discovering the 🌈 of orgasms!

→ (1) 2-hour group, “Pleasure Hive 🐝 ,” a mini hot-seat group coaching call on Zoom where you can receive somatic coaching to break through your roadblocks to pleasure and bring your questions!

→ A private WhatsApp group for continued connection, support, and celebrations! 👯‍♀️

→ Bonus: A custom made pleasure package that includes a hand blown crystal wand, a Jade Egg & more!

Investment:
Orgasmic Woman is $5500 paid in full

Sign up with a friend and each save $1000!
(3, 6, and 12-month payment plans available as well as scholarships)

To see if Orgasmic Woman is a good fit, schedule a FREE (normally $250) Orgasmic Woman Discovery Call Now!

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My Mission

My mission is super simple: to show women how to discover their unique pathway to pleasure … and then to show them how to give themselves permission to ask for it, receive it, and experience it in total freedom, abundance, and power.  

In our authentic, very complex lives, it means supporting women in feeling turned on, incorporating more pleasure in their lives, and showing them how to feel alive and capable of having a desire-based life — so they can finally feel turned on and have the desire for sex!

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